Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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