she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car