Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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