Where is the hickey?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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