it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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