If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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