I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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