omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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