I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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