i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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