what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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