i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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