So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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