'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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