yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
