Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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