She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
