He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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