Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Randomize
