Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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