Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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