im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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