How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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