it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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