you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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