I faked an abortion last night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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