I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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