I want to make a zoo with you.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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