Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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