we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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