This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ok first of all what the fuck
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