Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I supernannyed him into submission
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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