Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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