hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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