my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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