do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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