i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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