do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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