Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
