She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
