Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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