hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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