Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How external is "for external use only"?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
did i just pee glitter
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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