when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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