need another drink. this is the easiest way
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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