Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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