I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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