I want to stick my p in your. b.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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