so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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