And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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