summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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