I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
So. Much. Porn.
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