I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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