absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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