So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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