oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
