apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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