Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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